Funny CrossFit Team Names for Competitions


The summer is all over the places. And this might be the correct time for you and your partner to lose the beer bellies together. So if you have already decided to achieve that Greek god and Greek goddess body this summer, some CrossFit team names will uplift the motivation of competition.

Before that, do you know what CrossFit is? Don’t worry! I will tell you instead. CrossFit is continuously varying functional movement that is done is high intensity. So your CrossFit name must imply your workout plan and also must sound to be new and something unexpected.

So now when you are here, you are not going without the right name for your CrossFit team.


We know you want to the best in everything. When you have chosen the best workout plan for yourself to attain the best body you desire for since long, I will suggest some best names too. You can like the names instantly but remember you can have only one.

P.S: Don’t choose any name before you have explored the entire article.

Waist ManagementBros and RowsBuck Got Track
Legs MiserableVictorious EaglesThe Omniscient Chimpanzees
Too Fit To QuitThe Mindful MonkeysCrossShit Real
It’s SlimpossibleThe Sharp StingsBlow Your Grind
Butts and NutsThe Serious AnteatersShwetty Balls
The Aware FlysThe Depressed HampstersFats and Folks
The Devil LobstersThe glorious WalrusesThe Cross Shits
Cowardly PenguinsThe Crowded KoalasTalk Fat Talk


Your CrossFit team name need not sound smart and suited up, it can be damn funny too. All you need is to make your name look unique and quirky. Most importantly the name you will choose must relate to your choice or closer to what you have expected for.

Slow BurnThe Stud MuffinsThe Scream Team
Neander-GalsThe Fat Sweet PotatoesAmino Disrespect
Run like the WheezingI am having BurpeesButt Clench
Flying Space MonkeysHow I met your MudderSalute the Glue
Just Do it…Some Other DayWe are WeightingUncultured Beer Bisons
Better Weight Than NeverThe Fat EarthersThe Weight List
Son of Dirty LifterBooty and the BeastFar Beast Movement
Been there done fatFlimsy WormsThe Ab seekers
Lunging NinjaThe MudstachesPerfect Posture
Pain KillersBuns and GunsSole Mates


You can be hypothetical or can even use puns while naming your CrossFit team. Pun can sound a little over but it will be funny and unique too. After all you have desired for an unique name, isn’t it?

Burpees OutbreakThe WOD SquadLike Fun only Different
WOD did we get into?Clean JerksTwister Blisters
Just two moreRowing PainsIn WOD we trust
Bros and BarbellsPace CadetsHustle and Muscle
Bacon and BicepsLabor of BuffsAfter 6 pegs
Turn the Grind EyeLove is GrindWinner of Chicken Dinner
Slow BuffaloesPork And PineWe lift the HIIT
Grind BlowingOptimal turtlesBuffs and Nonsenses
Meaty DivasTemporary PainDonut Droppers
The Slim PackFlex AppealDirty Dealifters


No-one can stop you from using the mastermind that you have. Choosing a clever CrossFit team name can be both; funny and unique. Though few of the names are a little longer than what a normal name be like, but these are quirky and substantial.

Stop Drop And SquatBlood, Sweat and Beers
Dumbbells and DonutsMudder of All Hangovers
The Dirty Mudder FunkersMy Pistols Are Clean
Drop It Like A SquatKeep Calm and Squat On
A Teague of Their OwnCrossfit Peak Performance Gear
Exceptional Endurance Equipment Rogue and WOD Crossfit
ExtremeGear Outfitters
CrossFit Equipment Originals
A Walk on the WOD Side
RenegadeWOD Custom Co.


CrossFit FuelCrossFit PowerCrossFit Pro
CrossFit CrazinessCrossFit CrumbleCrossFit Culture
CrossFit RoutineCrossFit CrowsCrossFit Squad
CrossFit CourseCrossFit SquadCrossFit Class
CrossFit CrunchCrossFit ChoiceCrossFit Ten
CrossFit PollsCrossFit BeastCrossFit Extreme
CrossFit RollersCrossFit FittersCrossFit Warriors

Every competition partaking needs an awesome name. naming your team in the bst way is might be one of all the aspects of a great competition. Your team name is what your opponents will hear first. Choosing funny, quirky and unique CrossFit team names can add a little bit humor to the competitive ambiance.

Try to find the name that inspire you and your team.


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