Best Hilarious Business Names

If you are looking for funny business names, then you have hit a jackpot!  Here are a few very funny store names and company names that are sure to get you giggling.
Generally, business owners put in a lot of thoughts while selecting a name for their business. They sit with the other stakeholders and brainstorm these names. That gets me wondering- if they do put in so much effort to come up with such well thought names, how do they land up with hilarious names for their business?

Well, maybe they want it to be funny and zesty. That’s one way to look at it.

Here is a pro tip: Do not come up with a name for your business and decide on it when you are down with one too many drinks.  It is a good idea to consult with others about the options that you have come up with. Following that you can shortlist a few names which seems alright.

Many business houses also use a business name generator to help them come up with some good names. The key idea behind the naming process is to highlight all the crucial points that your business covers. That will help your clients understand what the business is all about.

Now, let’s look at a few tips that you can use to name your business right:

Don’t Confuse People:

As stated above, the name of your business should entail what the business is all about. For instance, if your company name is NomNom, it suggests that it has something to do with food. Now imagine an automobile company named NomNom, doesn’t fit right? Also, people may not want to drive a NomNom car!

Use Descriptive Names:

In addition to being related to the business, the name of your brand should describe its operations too. But don’t go too literally by that! Don’t name your company “We Sell Hardy PVC Pipes and Hydro System” Try something catchy and self-descriptive, say something like “Hydra”? Yeah, it’s a creepy animal but hello!!! Big pipes look creepy too.

Keep It Simple and Easy To Remember:

Don’t push yourself. It’s the fault of the human mind that it cannot remember names all well. When it comes to remembering names, the brain operates like a laptop. It stores the information in the short term workable memory and then forgets all about it after the purpose is served. Now, your brand name should be able to challenge this easy-in easy-out policy of the brain. But how do you do that? Well, one way to do it is by attaching the name of your brand to a well-felt feeling or emotion. The brand name can harp on the different types of memories and physical sensations.

To achieve this process, make sure to keep the name concise and is a popular word. One example that I can think of is SIEMENS. The brand name ‘touches’ the most explicit emotion and base of life huh?

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Easy To Spell Please!

Imagine a company called ‘ Streichholzschachtel’ Well, it’s just the German of a matchbox, but imagine telling that every time you introduce your brand! Most of the times you will be confronted by “Sorry?” “Excuse me?” “Come again?” It’s utterly embarrassing! Forget remembering your company name, people will not be able to pronounce it!! So the best thing that you do is keep is simple, easy to spell, and easy to pronounce. Something like Apple! You have one every day. Though it’s very cute a name, it’s weird for all the big ass gadgets that the company sells.

Now that you know a few means that you can incorporate in the naming process of your brand, let’s check out a few funny business names who did not follow any of these rules, and the results are hilarious, well at least for us:

Funny Business Names:

Waly’s Private Parts	Cats and Dogs Repair	Poop Palace	Donkey Balls	Hand Job Nail Spa
Tillicum Motor Inn	The Chocolate Log	Supermart Fart	Goin’ Postal	Juan in a Million
The G-Spot	Fidler on the Tooth	Frying Nemo	Kum & Go	Jitters
Hindenburger	Sam and Ella’s	Bunghole Liquors	Toyota Previa	Donkey Hair coffee and chocolate
Amigone Funeral Home	Chew-N-Butts	Tequila Mockingbird	Thai Tanic	Passmore Gas & Propane
Just Falafs	Curl Up & Dye Salon	Stubbs Prosthetics & Orthotics	Master Bait & Tackle	A Salt & Battery Fish and Chips
Florist Grump	Bread Pitt	Little Hope Cemetery	I’ll Cut You hair studio	The Codfather
Hinderburger	What’s In The Name Cafe	Negro Flavours	Bread Zeppelin	Nasty Buffet
Communist Chinese Food	Damsel Auto Repair	Lord of The Wings	Fook Hing	Butt Oil Store
Spex In The City	Sew It Seems	Snack and Sit	Octopussy Cat Store	Pit A Pan

Funny Company Names:

Putzmeister Group	Hooker Furniture	Analtech	Couche-Tard	Ass Compact
Schwing America	McJunkin	Cockram	Butamax	Wong, Doody, Crandall, Wiener
Imp Ale	Dead Reckoning	PEDO (diapers)	Siemens	Electro Cute
Whites Only	Mole Station	Dead Ahead	Gun Skill	Petcare
Kid Napping Center	Touching Moments	Pro Fits Only	Air Head	Shamrock Diamonds
Handy Caps	Che’s Will	Dark Secrets	Restitution	Robin’s Perm
Pass Gas	Do! Do!	Tiring Specialists	Chef’s Pit	The Pen Is Power
Black’s Cab	Tiring Specialists	Colored Class	Dairy Air	New Clear Air
Town Sewers	Poise On the Menu	Berried Alive	I Am Lion	Handy Caps
Way More	Beneath You	Well Hung	Screw-It-Up	Boring Enterprises

Funny Brand Names:

Waist Away	End-It	West Ink	Feel Free	Try and Save
Panache	Fowl Foods	Knot Forever	Peerless	Lies On The Green
UseLess Gas	Wreckless Drivers	YESLaughter	Soiled Bloomers	Ale More
Notable Attorneys	Ill Advisors	Breakfast Coffee Maker	Go Away	Cold Comfort
Sucks	Stripezcelz	Crazy For You	Mash It	Jowenko Shito
Sauce and Toss	Only puke	Frenzied Cat Meat	Joke Breasts	Cock Noodles
MegaPussi	Cemen	Lemon Barf Powder	Gookie	Jussipussi

So there you go guys, here are a few funny store names and business names that you can look into. These names are just very funny and you are sure to get inspired and find out a few of your own! So come up with hilarious names for your store o business, and let your customers have a good laugh about it!

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