Best Hilarious Business Names


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If you are looking for funny business names, then you have hit a jackpot!  Here are a few very funny store names and company names that are sure to get you giggling.
Generally, business owners put in a lot of thoughts while selecting a name for their business. They sit with the other stakeholders and brainstorm these names. That gets me wondering- if they do put in so much effort to come up with such well thought names, how do they land up with hilarious names for their business?

Well, maybe they want it to be funny and zesty. That’s one way to look at it.

Here is a pro tip: Do not come up with a name for your business and decide on it when you are down with one too many drinks.  It is a good idea to consult with others about the options that you have come up with. Following that you can shortlist a few names which seems alright.

Many business houses also use a business name generator to help them come up with some good names. The key idea behind the naming process is to highlight all the crucial points that your business covers. That will help your clients understand what the business is all about.

Now, let’s look at a few tips that you can use to name your business right:

Don’t Confuse People:

As stated above, the name of your business should entail what the business is all about. For instance, if your company name is NomNom, it suggests that it has something to do with food. Now imagine an automobile company named NomNom, doesn’t fit right? Also, people may not want to drive a NomNom car!

Use Descriptive Names:

In addition to being related to the business, the name of your brand should describe its operations too. But don’t go too literally by that! Don’t name your company “We Sell Hardy PVC Pipes and Hydro System” Try something catchy and self-descriptive, say something like “Hydra”? Yeah, it’s a creepy animal but hello!!! Big pipes look creepy too.

Keep It Simple and Easy To Remember:

Don’t push yourself. It’s the fault of the human mind that it cannot remember names all well. When it comes to remembering names, the brain operates like a laptop. It stores the information in the short term workable memory and then forgets all about it after the purpose is served. Now, your brand name should be able to challenge this easy-in easy-out policy of the brain. But how do you do that? Well, one way to do it is by attaching the name of your brand to a well-felt feeling or emotion. The brand name can harp on the different types of memories and physical sensations.

To achieve this process, make sure to keep the name concise and is a popular word. One example that I can think of is SIEMENS. The brand name ‘touches’ the most explicit emotion and base of life huh?

Easy To Spell Please!

Imagine a company called ‘ Streichholzschachtel’ Well, it’s just the German of a matchbox, but imagine telling that every time you introduce your brand! Most of the times you will be confronted by “Sorry?” “Excuse me?” “Come again?” It’s utterly embarrassing! Forget remembering your company name, people will not be able to pronounce it!! So the best thing that you do is keep is simple, easy to spell, and easy to pronounce. Something like Apple! You have one every day. Though it’s very cute a name, it’s weird for all the big ass gadgets that the company sells.

Now that you know a few means that you can incorporate in the naming process of your brand, let’s check out a few funny business names who did not follow any of these rules, and the results are hilarious, well at least for us:

Funny Business Names:

Waly’s Private PartsCats and Dogs RepairPoop Palace Donkey BallsHand Job Nail Spa
Tillicum Motor InnThe Chocolate LogSupermart FartGoin’ PostalJuan in a Million
The G-SpotFidler on the ToothFrying NemoKum & Go Jitters
HindenburgerSam and Ella’s Bunghole LiquorsToyota PreviaDonkey Hair coffee and chocolate
 Amigone Funeral HomeChew-N-ButtsTequila MockingbirdThai TanicPassmore Gas & Propane
Just FalafsCurl Up & Dye SalonStubbs Prosthetics & OrthoticsMaster Bait & TackleA Salt & Battery Fish and Chips
Florist GrumpBread PittLittle Hope CemeteryI’ll Cut You hair studioThe Codfather
HinderburgerWhat’s In The Name CafeNegro FlavoursBread ZeppelinNasty Buffet
Communist Chinese FoodDamsel Auto RepairLord of The WingsFook HingButt Oil Store
Spex In The CitySew It SeemsSnack and SitOctopussy Cat StorePit A Pan

Funny Company Names:

Putzmeister GroupHooker FurnitureAnaltechCouche-TardAss Compact
Schwing AmericaMcJunkinCockramButamaxWong, Doody, Crandall, Wiener
Imp AleDead ReckoningPEDO (diapers)Siemens  Electro Cute
  Whites Only  Mole Station  Dead Ahead  Gun Skill  Petcare
  Kid Napping Center  Touching Moments  Pro Fits Only  Air Head  Shamrock Diamonds
  Handy Caps  Che’s Will  Dark Secrets  Restitution  Robin’s Perm
  Pass Gas  Do! Do!  Tiring Specialists  Chef’s Pit  The Pen Is Power
  Black’s Cab  Tiring Specialists  Colored Class  Dairy Air  New Clear Air
  Town Sewers  Poise On the Menu  Berried Alive  I Am Lion  Handy Caps
  Way More  Beneath You  Well Hung  Screw-It-Up  Boring Enterprises

Funny Brand Names:

  Waist Away  End-It  West Ink  Feel Free  Try and Save
  Panache  Fowl Foods  Knot Forever  Peerless  Lies On The Green
  UseLess Gas  Wreckless Drivers  YESLaughter  Soiled Bloomers  Ale More
  Notable Attorneys  Ill Advisors  Breakfast Coffee Maker  Go Away  Cold Comfort
SucksStripezcelz  Crazy For You  Mash ItJowenko Shito
Sauce and TossOnly pukeFrenzied Cat MeatJoke BreastsCock Noodles
MegaPussiCemenLemon Barf PowderGookieJussipussi

So there you go guys, here are a few funny store names and business names that you can look into. These names are just very funny and you are sure to get inspired and find out a few of your own! So come up with hilarious names for your store o business, and let your customers have a good laugh about it!

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Shashank Jain
Shashank Jain, founder of good-name, a young and energetic entrepreneur has always been fond of technology. His liking for technology made him go for engineering in computers. During his studies, he learned & worked on different computer languages & OS including HBCD, Linux, etc. He also has a keen interest in ethical hacking.

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